Friday Random Dump – I’m Drowning in these memes – but YOU Win!

Some of these MAY be repeats – that’s alright – YOU can laugh at them again!!

I just knew YOU could make it to the bottom . . .

Think of this as part one – a huge pile has built up – every time I think my schedule is getting back to normal – it goes south – more on the way!

Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!

Why Are Ladders on Ships So Steep? And Why Aren’t They Stairs?

From “Battleship New Jersey YouTube Channel” . . .

At about 8:35 he mentions traffic control during General Quarters – everybody grabs their ass and runs during General Quarters . . .

And of course you are never in a good place to start from ( Murphy’s Law ) there has to be some type of system in place so you can get where you NEED to be as quickly as possible . . .

A little clip for you from the movie “The Final Countdown” – gives you an idea of the “Oh Shit!!” scramble that occurs – decent movie – GOOD soundtrack – GREAT book! / if you can find a copy it’s worth reading – Still waiting for the movie sequel . . .

Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!

There are obituary’s – then there are “OBITUARY’S!”

Renay Mandel Corren

El Paso, TX—A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday.

Of itself hardly news, or good news if you’re the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it. This was not good news to Renay Mandel Corren’s many surviving children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, many of whom she even knew and, in her own way, loved. There will be much mourning in the many glamorous locales she went bankrupt in: McKeesport, PA, Renay’s birthplace and where she first fell in love with ham, and atheism; Fayetteville and Kill Devil Hills, NC, where Renay’s dreams, credit rating and marriage are all buried; and of course Miami, FL, where Renay’s parents, uncles, aunts, and eternal hopes of all Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, are all buried pretty deep. Renay was preceded in death by Don Shula.

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Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!