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Brining “Stuff” or How the Brisket Came To Be . . .
Where to start??
You need a LARGE pot or a new – CLEAN – 5 gallon bucket – if you use an aluminum pot get a commercial grade pot – the handles wont break off while trying to move it ( Don’t Ask! ) into the fridge for soaking overnight – this particular pot is 5 gallons and is used for soups – stews – marinara – plus brining – a plastic 5 gallon bucket is just a plastic 5 gallon bucket – not a lot of dual purposing with it . . .


Folks it’s real easy to do this – put your intended victim into the pot and add water to cover by a 1/2 inch or so – remove intended victim ( I use a 1 gallon pitcher ) and measure the amount of water in the pot – in this instance it was a 13 lb brisket – about 2 1/2 gallons of water – you can dump this water out – take a large pan and bring a measured amount of water to boil – in this case 1 gallon – I slowly added 2 1/2 cups of salt to it – stirring to dissolve – dump this into your “bucket” – add water to get the amount you need total – let it cool to room temp – if your in a hurry and you know where the water level needs to be in the pot – dump the ice out of the ice maker tray into the hot water then add water to the right level – add your brisket – put a piece of plastic wrap over the water like a “skin” and pop it in the fridge – at least 12 hrs is best – 24 hrs is better!

Big aluminum pan – 4 onions – 4 whole garlic – Slice the garlic in half – the onion 4 or 5 slices – a decent set of kitchen knives are a plus – Henckels is a real decent entry level knife that won’t break the bank and you will get a lot of good service out of them – check them out HERE
And if you need to get that “sharp” edge back get a knife sharpener – you should not have to saw or push your way through whatever your cutting – if you can cut by simply drawing the knife through with slight downward pressure – IT IS SHARP! – how do you keep your knives sharp Bruce??
With a warthog – they are Easy and Simple to use – if your sharpener isn’t easy and simple to use – you won’t use it – check Warthogs out here . . .

The garlic – love that smell . . .

And the onions of course . . .

In with the garlic – start piling onions on top . . .


About 1 tablespoon of salt and pepper on the lean side . . .

Lay the brisket over in the pan and 1 tablespoon each salt and pepper on the fat cap . . .

cover with parchment paper . . .

Seal up tight with aluminum foil – put the foil pan on a cookie sheet – the aluminum pans are not very sturdy ( Don’t Ask! ) . . .

Put it on the center rack in a cold oven – 205 degrees for 10 to 12 hours – fish it out of the juice and wrap it up in foil and let rest for about 1/2 hr – be careful handling it – it is hot!! – the juices can be strained and made into AuJus if you want – slice it up across the grain – horse radish sauce works good with it – or ground horse radish for the hardcore among us . . . And everybody will be like how did you do this? – don’t tell them the bucket of salt water and the oven did all the heavy lifting – it’s perfectly alright to let them worship you – or the brisket- or both! . . .

There are probably only a gazillion or so brine recipes on the internet – the best advice I can give you is keep it simple – this mix – the 1 cup salt to 1 gallon water thing works pretty good for beef and chicken – if you do pork you can add about 1/2 cup brown sugar to the salt/1 gallon water mix – really come out nice – turkeys are a little different – a lot of them are injected with a salt based product – one that comes to mind is Butterball – just cut the salt back to about 1/2 cup per gallon of water – the “plain label” store brands you can add a little more salt to the mix. You can brine steaks before grilling – Oh My!
Don’t be afraid to experiment – but do that on a smaller scale – it’s one thing to realize you just don’t like the way “that” came out and it’s a 1 1/2 lb chunk of pork loin vs a 10 or 12 lb pork loin – just about anything thing liquid the salt will “drag” into the meat – hot sauce – liquid smoke – use your imagination . . .
Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are not the only thing I cook!!
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Dick Tracy’s G-Men – Movie Edit / From 1939
Something to keep the kids busy ( Big Or Little! ) while “Santa” is finishing up wrapping gifts – Get the popcorn and hang on for the ride – pretty exciting stuff . . .
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Burns and Allen: Christmas in Jail
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Merry Christmas Album – Rod Stewart Christmas Songs 2018
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Yours Truly Johnny Dollar, How I Played Santa Claus
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Defense Against the Christmas Menace – Paul Harrell – Christmas Special 2020
Home made fruit cake is pretty good – it’s right up there with home made rum balls – might have to post a recipe – store bought – not so good . . .
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The Refit of HMS Hood – But what if she had survived?
I really enjoy this guy’s YouTube Channel – CLICK HERE – if you really want to spend some time delving into what is sometimes arcane minutia his channel is the place – From Drachinifel – “Today we look at what might have been, if Hood had survived her clash with Bismarck. Plus some answers to the most common questions from last weeks video on why Hood exploded.”
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Phil Spector Christmas Album – Best Christmas Songs of All Time
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