Came across this from wirecutter @ knuckledraggin

I never knew there was such a “thing” as the longest legs in America – I might have to get a clipboard and tape measure and head for the mall . . .

Pardon me lady – I am here today to measure women’s legs for the “Longest Legs in America Competition” . . . and now you know why my blushing bride rarely lets me out in public without supervision – LMAO !!
Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!