I was doing a little shopping at a local store this morning. Of course they have the sign up about the cdc recommends wearing face masks as a sign of your surrender to the commie fucks among us – I do not take the advice of a government entity whose very existence is in direct violation of the constitution – so I went on in – I was questioned by a young lady ( 30 years old?? ) as to why I did not have a face mask on . . .
Those of you who know me personally know that every so often I have moments of true inspiration – usually not more than 35 to 40 in any given minute – and I HAD ONE!! – Oh Baby Jesus did I ever – Masks??? – I said . . . did you not see the news??? The government has figured out the disease vector !! – It’s spread by the Japs!! – Right now they are looking for volunteers to help round up all the Japanese – Americans and put them in internment camps until this crisis that humanity is facing can be controlled – and the quickest way we can do this is placing all the Japanese in camps. She said “I knew it! – I knew it was something like that! – How do I volunteer ??” I told her to go home and and call Homeland Security or the FBI and they will get her on the list . . . She thanked me profusely and went out the door headed to her car . . . The guy on the other side of the aisle watching this exchange told me I should be ashamed of myself – I told him that I am ashamed of myself – for allowing our education system to degrade to such a condition that this young lady did not make any historical connection and believed me . . . Obviously they don’t teach exactly what type of rotten Fuck FDR was . . .
The most frightening part of the affair??? – come November she will more than likely vote – and that is fucking scary . . .
Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!
And in answer to the question that’s coming – Yes – she was blonde . . .