The first one here is actually kinda neat – my daughter has a stir fry she literally flings together with Spam – one of those “Damn – I need to come up with SOMETHING for dinner that doesn’t involve peanut butter and jelly – and in a hurry” dinner things that take almost no effort and it is really good stuff . . .
I will get call her and get the recipe and get it up here for you folks . . .

This next one – I’ve done far worse to “deserving assholes” over the years . . .

Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!