I have actually used this apology in one form or another in personal relationships and at work – it is absolutely spot on – the other “statement” I use quite often is when someone tries to lay guilt – well YOU really should CARE about such and such – or the catch phrase that is currently in fashion – I’m offended!! – without hesitation – almost a programmed response from me – “It’s not that I do care or don’t care – I simply don’t give a fuck about the fact that I don’t care” – when you tell a “manager” / HR director / or anyone trying to “suck you in” – that response pretty much drops a turd in the punch bowl . . .
Love this guy!
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