Roscoe “esplaining” it to the safety man . . .
My former – OMG, it is truly wonderful to say that!! – employer tried that shit – I ignored them . . .
Just sitting here studying – took a break for lunch – and run across the latest from “Ricky and the Boss” . . .
Have a look at what is typical front/rear pocket carry for me – and in fact what I’m carrying for sharpy pointy thingies at the moment . . . ( plus two handguns and 24 rounds of ammo – LMAO! )

Front pocket is the top one – back pocket is the bottom one – If I have to stick someone – I damn sure want them to STAY stuck – just saying . . .
What’s in YOUR pocket?
Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!