It started as any other day – morning formation – assignments – and George forgot the beer.
And then . . . Intruder Alert – Intruder Alert. Don’t worry everyone, we have him cornered!
My God he’s quick!
Look at him go – we’ll never catch up – sound the alarm and call out the reserves!
That yard gnome will NEVER get away from all of us!
He’s heading into the lily garden – surround him and we’ll have him trapped.
My god he’s vanished – does anybody have a visual on the gnome?
What an incredible leap – after him – AFTER HIM !!!
Nooooooo!!! He’s on the concrete – we’re screwed now . . .
Look at him go !
He’s heading into the front yard, we still have a chance if we can catch him on the grass.
Come on fellas – let’s go.
Trapped !! we’ve got him now !
Watch out ! – he’s jumped over to the lawn – arrrrrrgh – more concrete
Epilogue – he’s here – but which one? – I don’t know – gnomes all look the same to me – what are we going to do?? I know – let’s go watch a Miami Vice episode !! I’m in – me too – let’s go – I’ll make popcorn ! Alright . . .
Thus ends another day in the life of a group of pink plastic flamingos – this was last years episode – enjoy . . . originally published on thebrucesite March 28, 2016
Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!