Stay with me . . .
Lady: Do you drink?
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Man: Where’s your Ferrari then?
If I didn’t know better – I would think she’s trying to seduce me . . .
Don’t think this went quite according to the plan . . .
So we come to the end of another pile of random – would love to stay and play but I have a bunch of “stuff” to do this weekend . . . but first breakfast !!
Have Fun! – Run the Gun! – and remember – Fish Heads are Cheap!!